I have been remiss...

...in keeping up with documenting my exploits in this here Blog. Not that you care. Honestly, the only reason I bother with this is so, years from now, I can look back on it to remind myself of how much fun I used to have.

Here's a short list of recent events I could write about (and may yet do so, in the future, just not on this day):

-The Marc Rizzo gig I attended with Flan at The Starland Ballroom (big thanks to Dennis for the free tickets and drinks).

-The Black Crowes gig I attended with DeanO, Tony T, and Egg at The PNC last night.

-My weekly jam with Jaybird and Anthony, which is quickly molding us into a Dangerous Trio.

-My Tuesday nights at Cabin Fever in NYC with Big Al, which are molding us into a Serious Acoustic Act.

-My review of "Superman Returns," because who is more qualified than me to critique such a movie?

-Seeing "Clerks II" again, and digging it even more the second time around (good job, sir).

-My newest Porn Crush-Liz Vicious.

-The Neverending Party that is The BAG

-My recent dabblings in Courting Disaster by associating with "barely legal" gals. [There isn't much I wouldn't do for a free bacon, egg, and cheese on a poppy bagel]

-My rededication to Being a Musician, and the advancement of My Craft.



Yeah, I could type for days, if I felt like it. Which I don't. Suffice to say; Things are Good. I've just been a bit busy living my life, as opposed to typing about what my life could be.

Lately, I only hop online to check my e-mails and download some Liz Vicious porn.

C'mon, a nineteen year-old, red-headed Goth chick who's all about the cock- What's not to love?





At this point, I feel I should apologize for my candor in appreciating a dirty, opportunistic web-whore, but then again, you've probably already Googled (TM) her name by now...



You Perv.