Flying Fuck

As in "I don't give a..."

I havent written here in quite awhile. I've been...busy. Busy working on new tunes and gigging with QKF. Busy gigging with Chump and Menthol Box. Busy working at the pizza joint. Busy drinking, downloading porn, and reading comic books. You know, the usual.

Also, I've been spending time with a chick. Yup, an actual, real, live girl. I met her a few months back, but she was dating someone. I bumped into her recently, and they had parted ways. Game on.

I won't reveal her name, since my friends all either already know about her, or have met her. If you haven't, you're beat. You should come out drinking with us sometime, housebound losers. If she was a superhero, her name would be Rad Lass, because she is, indeed, rad.

Rad Lass is a bit younger than me, which seems to upset the less evolved people in our lives. They can fuck off. We get along swimmingly.

Rad Lass is smart (more importantly-she's clever), funny/sarcastic as all get out, is a computer nerd (like me), has good taste in music, and plays a decent guitar, to boot. It doesn't hurt that she's really fucking hot, as well.

I've been meaning to post here, but I find myself riddled with insouciance (look it up, fucktards) these days. Does anyone really care how my Holidays went? Didn't think so. I usually only post about shit I think you fucks might find interesting, and the only interesting thing going on lately is Rad Lass. I was hesitant to write about her, since things were in the nascent stages. But, as of last night, Rad Lass and I are officially "dating." What that means, I don't know. I guess it means we're not going to bang anyone other than each other until further notice. Sorry, ladies (and the North Jersey Suicide Rate for Women between 18 and 40 skyrockets!).

Perhaps somewhere down the line I'll post a link to Rad Lass' website, so you can all wallow in the radness, but not just yet. I don't trust all you bughumpers to behave yourselves. I still get some nasty shit posted in my guestbook from time to time, and I don't need that shit migrating to her site.

In the meantime, if you're on myspace.com and can find me, you can find her through my profile.

Band(s): KICKASS
Job: TOLERABLE
Family: HEALTHY
Girlfriend: RAD
Bourbon: YUMMY

Yup, life is good.

Now, get back to work, corporate stooges...