Totally Awesome Band Names

To keep myself from dozing off at work today (which would really suck, since I drive a truck all day) I made a mental list of Totally Awesome Band Names.

Of course I've already established:

Schindler's Fist
Jesus Chrysler
Crotch Taco

Here's a bunch more, fucksticks:

Nasty Coldcuts
Vicious Fisting
Turd
The Shawn Hendricks Bad Sexual Experience (thanks to Flan for that one)
The Pussy Magnets (another Flan plan)
All Tore Up
Cobnobbler
Stinky Pinky and The Lucky Thumbs
She/It (pronounced "Sheeeeit")
Demolition Attachments
The Naggers, or- Buncha Naggers (for The Kifer)
FAPPO!
My Favorite Pants
Bad Music
Uncle Grabbyhands
Bloodfart
Cheeselike Discharge
The Spotty Bottoms
Your Mother's Uncle
Fuckaduck
Screwamoose
S.O.a.S. (Shit On a Shingle)
Rage Against The Chlorine
Clown Porn
Live Sex Act
Bung Jungle
Friends Against Friends (for Noelle and Flan, remember that night? funny shit...)
Butt Hunger
Nice Beaver!
Oh, Doo...
Stilt Police
The Stalkers
Flanagan's Shirt
The Drinkies
The Dolphin Floggers
The Munchkin Punchers
Eat Pants, Bad Man
Queerbait
Dick Week
Chucklenuts
Extra Medium
The Tot Squashers
D.J. Douchetooth with Poppa Stitch
Froggypants
...



ummm...

Fuck it-that's all for now.
My brain hurts.

Looking over this list, I can't help but notice how many of the names deal with "mature, sexual themes," and how many of them are Just Plain Wrong.

No real band would ever get gigs using any of those names.

I also noticed the fact that I used the word "pants" at least three times. I can't help it-I just love that friggin' word.

Pants.

Heh.

I don't know why, it gets me every time.

Pants.

Pants pants pants pants pants...

I think I need to stop now.


















(pants)













(hee)