Nasal Prolapse

So, I just got home from The Gig, and my nose is spontaneously bleeding. What the fuck? I didn't do any coke or anything of the sort this evening, yet I have Nostril Stigmata.

My only theory is that I rocked sooo hard tonight, I may have caused a hemorrhage of some sort. Belting out the vocals to Clutch songs, followed closely by R.A.T.M., Pantera, Zeppelin, and Rush have seemingly damaged portions of my brain. Perhaps I partially liquefied my frontal lobe. That might explain why I feel so chill.

I'm leaking brain juice out of my nose.

Awesome.

My only recourse is to drink Wild Turkey 101 with a Sparks Plus chaser while listening to "Vampyros Lesbos (Sexadelic Dance Party)."

Don't laugh, it seems to be helping.