I'm still alive

Oh yeah, it's been awhile, hasn't it? Tough shit. I just haven't felt like writing lately. More accurately, the only times I've felt like writing have been times when I'm nowhere near my computer. Like, at work, or on the terlit bowl. The times I'm actually in front of the computer, I have no desire to type. Even now, I'm not in the mood for this shit. Yet, I type on.

The past several weeks have been chock full of happenings. Too many things have transpired to even attempt a recap. So, I won't bother. Besides, does anyone even give a shit about what I've been up to? I didn't think so. I certainly don't.

Let's focus on the future, shall we? This Saturday I'm leaving early in the morning to go play a gig at a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere with Tony T., Buzzy, and R.K. It's cool, because I'm playing electric guitar instead of bass for a change. I'm going to borrow a Strat from Spunk, and Rad Lass (a.k.a. The Coolest Chick Ever) has loaned me her Epiphone amp. It should be a good gig. The cabin has no heat, running water, or electricity. We're bringing a generator for the band. Well, someone's bringing a generator. All I'm bringing (besides my borrowed gear) is a blanket and a bottle of Turkey. Both Tony and R.K. said they have room for me in their tent, since the cabin only holds a few people, and there are going to be way too many folks there to squeeze into a confined space. While I appreciate the offers of tent space, I may just attempt an all-nighter, and sleep on the ride home on Sunday. It depends on exactly what and how much of it I ingest. Stay tuned...

QUICK KILL FORMULA has a kick-ass gig on Saturday, July 23rd with a bunch of bands at The Axis Lounge in Carldstat (sp?). I don't feel like typing out all of the details, so go to www.quickkillformula.com for more info.

Also coming up is Rad Lass' Birthday. I had several different ideas of what to get her and where to take her for the Big Day, but she decided she wants to go skydiving. Cool beans. "Skydiving? Me always want go there." We're gonna jump out of a plane, motherfuckers! We're going sometime during the weekend of July 29th (her birthday). I may have a Wedding Gig on the 30th with Big Daddy Denner, so we need to schedule around it. On the plus side, the $ I'll make at the gig is going to pay for the skydive ($160.00 per person). Skydiving-fuckin' A.

That's it for now, whackstains. I'm really not in the mood for this right now. On this day. If you really need to be entertained, go to crackhousenj.tripod.com Rad Lass has been updating her site much more often than I, and her ramblings are always worth reading. Plus, she links to porn, so you can always get your spank on. Pervert.