If

(I found this scribbled on a piece of paper, buried under a pile of bills, comic books, and random sketches. I don't remember writing it. I don't know how old it is, or who it's about, but I kinda like it.)

IF


If I had a gun with just one bullet

I would beat you to death

With a tire iron

I wouldn't waste my only bullet

On an asshole

Like you