I get it...

Yes, I understand. The Universe hates me. I get it now. Everything sucks.

1) I'm broke, and shall be homeless within the next few months.

2) My Ex (who, according to her, doesn't even bother to read my blogs-that's how disinterested and done with me she is) is busy hooking up with random guys.

[I can't stop checking out her website, which is torture, because I can read all about all of the Fun she's having without me in her life. Yet, she claims to not even bother checking up on my shit. She Just Doesn't Care.]

3) Someone has hacked my online account.

Oh yeah, this is good. Someone with some kind of "V for Vendetta" thang going on has broken into my MSN account, and fucked up all of my shit. They deleted my Myspace account. They erased my E-mails and my entire contact list. What have I done to deserve this? I've been trying very hard to be A Better Person. To balance out my Karma. "My Name Is Earl" type shit. Yet, The Universe keeps fucking with me.

Now, after spending hours of my life (which I will never get back) on the phone with MSN, I have to start over. Spyware downloads. New e-mail account. All new passwords. New Myspace Profile (which means I have to find/add the 200 or so people I was linked to all over again).

On top of all of that- I'm not even sure that whoever hacked my shit can't do it all over again. If you're reading this-please don't (fuck up my online life again). Aside from the fact that this bullshit is driving one step closer to offing myself, if I happen to catch the guilty party, I will Kill Them.

No joke.

You cannot begin to fathom the depths of my misery as of late. I am not one to be trifiled with. My band is on the rocks. My girl is gone. My house is about to walk out from under me. I'm practically destitute. Now is not the right time to fuck with me.

I will make Tyler Durden look like a pussy.

"A man with nothin' ain't got nothin' to lose."


I hate to come across as a Negative Person, but...fuck it. I'm pissed off (and rightfully so). I think it's about time I regressed back into "Evil Shawn."

"Nice, Honest, Genuine Shawn" hasn't been working out so well for me lately. Fuck that guy. He sucks.

No more Emo Shit. I'm embracing my Dark Side. Consider yourselves warned.

HAIL SATAN.